Public aid

Well I am sitting waiting to get an interview for food stamps! Its taking forever, they just need to credit me. I hate being around other lowlife poor people smh. I deserve the stamps. I deserve to be 1st.

Tongue ring in

Well today my son's tongue has healed up well enough put that tongue ring back in. Oh s*** he screamed bloody murder. What a pussy! He's okay now.

All better

Well my sons swelling finally went down, I am kinda sad cause he was getting liquid lortab and i was slamming that drank like crazy! What a fucking awesome buzzzzzzz!! Maybe I will call the doc one more time and say he still hurts. So later on today I am gonna get a gold barbell (14 or 18 k) and repierce it. I saved a swallow for him.  Wish me luck

Infection

Wow what a week we had. My son has been running a fever of 103.3. He said his teeth and head hurt. I gave him some Motrin and told him to lay down on the couch. I was getting ready to leave, his dad was there. He was bawling in pain. I was so pissed cause it was the one night a week where the girls and i would go out drinking and dancing. His dad is an ass so we both took him to the 1st. They said for some odd reason his tongue was badly infected. They think he bit it, Ya, so he got antibiotics, pain meds all via IV and was gonna need to stay at least 1 night probably 2 and maybe more. So I told his dad I am going out and will be back later that night. I got a bit too drunk and fell asleep at my friends house.
Went back to see the kid the next day partially hungover and his dad was pissed. So I told him to go home and come back later. He did. My son went home that day. We will wait for the swelling to go down and just pop that tongue ring back in. Thank God the er staff didnt realize it was a piercing that got infected lol. He is sucking on a popsicle watching his favorite cartoon laying next to me. I love that kid

I got my son pierced!!

I have been waiting 4 years to do this. Today i took my 4 year old son to go have his tongue and nose pierced!! Omg he looks awesome!! I cant wait to post the pic of it, but it will have to wait till some of the swelling comes down.   His nose looks great!! He only cried for about 30 mins. I told him to man up and take one of my oxycodones. He says he feels happy now.  It took quite a lot of convincing and his dad held him down. It was all so worth it. I couldnt believe how easy it was. I thought i would have issues, cause he is 4. But they had me sign a paper and i paid $200 and he was done after 15 mins.
After we were finished i got him some McDonalds, i was laughing my ass off, it took him like 45 mins to eat his cheese burger cause he kept biting the barbell. Lol!   Hopefully in the next few months we are gonna have him tattoo'd. He wants one, so why not? My kid, my rules!!